Monday, March 3, 2008

Oh, Lizard Man, not the car!

Have you seen this man . . . uh, I mean, lizard man? Sketch of likeness below.

"Lizard Man" returns?

Feb 29, 2008 06:02 PM

BISHOPVILLE, SC (WIS) - After a nasty surprise Thursday morning for one Bishopville resident, she's wondering if the "Lizard Man" is back.

Dixie Rawson of Bishopville sent WIS News 10 an e-mail about a big surprise she got at her home Thursday morning. "The whole front half of our van is chewed up. There are bite marks right through the front grill. Both sides of the van above the wheel wells were bitten and the metal is bent like a piece of paper."

It reminded Dixie of the local legend of the "Lizard Man" that stretches back for decades. Now some are wondering if the Lizard Man is back.

"I couldn't believe it, I just couldn't believe it," says Bob Rawson. He looks down at the blood and claw marks on his van. "He literally bit, you can feel where he bit straight through here."

Who is "he"? It's a point of renewed debate in the area. Some are sure they know the only creature capable of this kind of damage is the Lizard Man.

Read the rest, and how the 20 plus family cats are missing, from WISTV in Columbia SC.

Someone better read the fine print on their car insurance, I'd say.

I await the DNA test on Lizard Man's blood!

Have a great week, readers. And BOLO for Lizard Man.


dbp_bro said...

Lets see. It was thursday morning..

The mornings here lately have been rather Cool.

And lizards are reptilian, whiCh means they are Cold blooded.

I Call BS on the story.

*PS ignore my Capital C's. My keyboard is aCting up, so I need to get a new one tomorrow.

RR said...

Definitely owls.

dbp_bro said...

Not sure I want to see the owl that can leave that kind of damage.

I thought they died out in the late Jurassic period.

"Polly want a crackeEEE!! MY ARM! IT'S CHEWING ON MY ARM!!!!"

Durham Bull Pen said...

bro, I have to agree and say there is something definitely 'off' about this story. What I'd like to know is the *real* backstory on the chewed up mini-van.

Durham Bull Pen said...

rr -- yes, I understand those mean old owls can cause all kinds of murder and mayhem. Just ask convicted murderer Michael Peterson's 'supporters', eh?

Jeff Hart said...

could be worse. ever heard the cajun song "alligator man"?